That's on the menu at the Desert Bar - or should I say, what's not on the menu. You can get an short list of burgers, but no cheese. I was surprised to see a veggie burger- a concession to the non-beef eaters.
Friends Tom and Nancy invited us to visit the Desert Bar- way out in the desert north of Parker, AZ. We were expecting weird. It was different, though not quite what we expected. We knew it was off the grid- solar panels, their own well. It was much more elaborate than I had imagined.
The "Nellie E. Saloon," named after the mining claim in the area, is an old mining camp. That's what it looks like. In addition, there is a church that is little more than a facade, though a tiny bit of room for a minister and bride and groom for weddings. The church is constructed of steel with its walls and ceiling made of stamped tin, same as in the bar. The owner's house first comes into view with two rectangular columns rising out of the house (below left). The bar has those too. Turns out they are giant cooling towers. Old antique cars, western paraphernalia and "art" made from old metal decorate the place. A covered bridge leads from the parking lot across the gully to the bar.
There are several outdoor sitting areas- in fact most of it is outdoors. A band plays on Saturdays and Sundays 1 to 5 October through March. The bar is only open Saturdays and Sundays, with a few exceptions and is closed June, July and August.
We left the highway around 2. We met a lot of the "first wave" of customers heading back out. It attracts all sorts of people - RVers, families, locals of all ages. The week before, several carloads of Boomers, the RV group we are parked with, had come and had to wait for parking places and tables. Whether it was because we were a bit later or the storm had driven some folks out of the area, we easily found a place to park and a table.
Nancy said we had to be sure to visit the new ladies restroom. After that bouncy road, it was our first stop! It is made from old metal pieces and tucked under a cutout in the hill. The sinks are shallow metal basins with a faucet that looks like a miniature handpump. Above the sinks is open air- looking out at the hills behind the bar.
It was quite an experience. The Desert Bar has a Web site but does not advertise. There is no sign at the turnoff, Cienaga Springs Road, which is just after an overpass about 5 miles north of Parker. You take a rough dirt road back, only a wide one-lane in places. Don't take an RV- not a good road and no room to park or to even maneuver. Plenty of people know where it is, so word of mouth works for them.
Put it on your list if your RV travels take you to Quartzsite, Parker or Lake Havasu. It's a one-of-a-kind place, that's for sure! Jaimie Hall Bruzenak
Photos by George Bruzenak
- Sign on road
- Looking at the Desert Bar
- Church
- Owners house
- Tom and Nancy on the covered walkway






